Well shit this sucks.
I’m trying my very best to think of one thing that I can take out of this game 1 that I can say “It’s ok Owen, don’t cry, we still have this”, but there is literally nothing that I can think of that is making me not wanna hang from my dorm room closet.
Our offense is a joke. A fucking JOKE. I’m pretty sure Rick Nash doesn’t play hockey anymore. The only decent player offensively right now is Kevin Hayes, and even he is off and on. The Zuccs injury is going to come back and KILL us. There are no scorers on this team. When was the last time St. Louis scored? 1995??? It’s pathetic. Oh, and did I mention that Rick Nash sucks? Yea, Rick Nash sucks.
I got this tweeted at me and I’m not quite sure what it means, but it scares the crap out of me. I’m not usually one to look at charts and excel because it’s confusing and makes my head hurt, but this one is pretty self explanatory. Washington Capitals, so hot right now, Washington Capitals.