FUCK THE HATERS!
Do you hate Duke? Well guess what, now you’re no better than the TERRORISTS! I’m pretty sure this catapults Duke into being the most patriotic team in the country (other than like ya know Army and Navy and Air Force and those guys). This is a great great day for Duke basketball. Mike Krzyewski is going to get his 1000th win today against Grover’s Johnnies, Jahlil Okafor is going to get to get a test run playing in his future home in MSG and Marshall Plumlee is an American Hero. Hell, I wouldn’t be shocked if he was the focus of American Sniper 2 (that’s a thing right?). Either way, it’s now officially illegal to root against Duke, because if you root against Duke you might as well be burning the American Flag. GO DOOKIES.