O Holy College Football Saturday

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This is the day we’ve been waiting for. Rivalry weekend. May households be torn apart and dreams crushed.

The important games (according to the College Football Playoff Committee rankings, because whether we like it or not, that’s the only one that matters).

1. Alabama vs. No. 15 Auburn:

Last year’s game was pretty decent.

Auburn isn’t nearly the same team as last year. Expect the Tide to Roll, especially at home.

2. Oregon vs. Oregon St.

Yawn. Mariota thinks he’s good.

3. FSU vs. Florida

Can Florida please just pull out this upset so we never have to deal with Jameis and his band of hooligans in this playoff.

Live look in on famous Jameis:

4. Mississippi State vs. No. 19 Ole Miss

I got a fever, and the only cure is more cowbell

Hail-State-Cowbell

9. Georgia vs. No. 16 Georgia Tech

Nothin like some GA football meaning something again. It’d be nice for GT to
pick up some steam heading into the ACC Championship Game against FSU, especially since Georgia can no longer advance to the SEC Championship because of Mizzou’s win yesterday.

Is Todd Gurley back yet?

14. Wisconsin vs. No. 18 Minnesota’

A battle for the Big Ten West and Paul Bunyan’s Axe at the Camp. Wouldn’t want it any other way. Fuck the Gophers. Go Badgers.

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