That’s damn right. Orange and blue skies abound on this fine, October 29th morning. The commencement of the 2014-2015 New York Knickerbockers season. I for one, am optimistic yet skeptical. Let’s break it down 1minute style:
“Oh hey there Comeback Player of the Year Award, didn’t see ya there, must’ve been too busy taking my wine baths.”
Solidifies himself as a premiere 2-guard in the Association.
MVP of the Rookie-Sophomore Game during All-Star Week.
Tricks everyone into being declared mentally incapable of being a fully functional human being. Then, ties everyone’s shoes and shoots mad fadeaways causing Knick’s fans to throw their own shoes at television screens.
My absolute favorite Knick. So old. So wiry. So Spanish.
Can’t believe we’re gonna have to somehow get through part of this year without Dre:
Had to find the R Kelly version. The fact he was that unathletic on that play is one of the world’s finest myseteries
Jose Calderon goes infinity for infinity from the free throw line this season:
Hey there Coach of the Year:
And remember, He’s always watching. We’re in good hands.