If you’ve been living under a rock, have just come out of a coma or have just come from another planet and don’t know what a computer is, then you have an excuse. But if not, there is NO FUCKING REASON why you should not have looked at the naked pictures of all these celebrities that came out today.
Ok I’ll give a quick summary, somebody (he’s now the bro-est bro in the history of bros) hacked into the internet I guess and came back with naked pictures from
- Jennifer Lawrence
- Kate Upton (and Justin Verlander……)
- Aubrey Plaza
- Hillarry Duff
- Kaley Cucuo (the hot chick from the big bang theory)
- Kim Kardashian
- Selena Gomez
- Vanessa Hudgens
- Ariana Grande
- AND 90 MORE!!!!
So basically, if you weren’t hacked you’re basically a nobody.Everybody who is anybody has naked pictures out there now. Soooooooo many boobies, sooooo little time. This is a time that I really wish I was still like 14. If this had happened 5 years ago, you wouldn’t have seen me for weeks. It would have been better than any birthday present or christmas present ever. Now, I’m left to just kinda looking at it and laughing. My warped eyes (and other things) have been desensitized and it makes me very sad. This is a great day for humanity. we finally beat the hot celebrities. They tease and tease, with magazine covers and movies and tv shows where they take off allllllmost everything, but today we won. They slipped up and now it’s time for the internet to rise up, and revel in the glory. Remember this day my loyal reader. August 31st, 2014. This is the day we won.
I’m not gunna tease you all lke they do. I’ll post a link don’t worry guys