Phil Mickelson drank a $40,000 bottle of wine from the Claret Jug- The ultimate white man move

This is so Phil Mickelson that it hurts. The same way that his insider trading “scandal” completely epitomized who Phil is, this celebration was pretty much the ultimate white man move. Is there anything that says old, boring, white people than wine? Oh yea golf, and insider trading. I feel like it’s racist rooting for Phil that he’s so white. This would be what my dad did if he won the British open. It was Manny being Manny a few years ago when he would just go and do whatever he wanted. Now I think this is just Phil being Phil. I want to set up a twitter account called white things Phil does, but i’m just too lazy, so the idea is yours if you want it. Keep doing you Phil.

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